2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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