i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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