You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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