your thong is hanging out like whoa
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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