We're facebook friends in real life
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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