Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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