so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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