I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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