The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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