Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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