i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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