I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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