Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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