Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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