Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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