you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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