I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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