then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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