They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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