Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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