remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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