i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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