Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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