Ambien. No doubt about it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize