idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sorry my hands just texted you
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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