Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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