So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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