Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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