I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
they need to just BURY HIM!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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