Dual....:-)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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