i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
