i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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