you guys were way drunker than both of me
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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