I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
