we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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