guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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