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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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