Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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