I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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