I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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