I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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