She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize