My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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