I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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