2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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