these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just cropdusted the office
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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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