My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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