I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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