do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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