Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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