It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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