I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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