There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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