Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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