Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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