Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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