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(704): View more from North Carolina

We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

(919): View more from North Carolina

If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.

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(407): View more from Florida

this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

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(660): View more from Missouri

dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

(816): View more from Missouri

no its not leave

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(214): View more from Texas

How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.

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(516): View more from New York

It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away

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(205): View more from Alabama

the girl whose rug I peed on is here

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(440): View more from Ohio

Fuck off. Since when do you love him??

(212): View more from New York

Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that

(440): View more from Ohio

Can't even lie. Mad respect

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