Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience